Questions

1. Why do my children always act their worst on “special” days, like say, ummmm Mother’s Day?
2. How can I feel so excited about moving and so dreadfully sad all at the same time?
3. Who put all that crap in my basement that I have to sort through? Surely it couldn’t have been me.
4. When will this baby inside of me feel real? Oh, and what the heck am I going to do with a third child?
5. Why do my kids have their off moments and killer meltdowns in front of the preschool parents who already think I’m a bit off since we aren’t sending our kids to private school? Why can’t they wait 12 more seconds until we are in the van? Or maybe not at all?
6. Will I get along with my family and see them as much as I hope to after we move.
7. How big am I actually going to get this time around? Will I float better in the lake this summer?

Just a few of the burning questions banging around in my head lately.

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