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Dear Little baby so and so (as we fondly like to refer to you),

Well hello there! I’ve got a feeling that you knew your Mom was having a hard time connecting to the reality of your existence. One night last week you suddenly twisted into an awkward position that literally made me sit up and take notice. Since then you have turned my stomach into some kind of wild kindergym. Around 10:00 every night you start wiggling and squirming in an apparent attempt to escape my womb just under the left side of my ribs. After a few minutes we can literally see limbs poking out the side of my stomach. It’s all rather uncomfortable but amazing none the less!

Thanks for helping me to focus on you and connect to you. I’ve enjoyed watching you make your presence known. Even your brother and sister have noticed my contorting belly (you actually kicked G in the face yesterday when she was singing to you!). I’m so glad that you aren’t going to take this whole being the third child thing lightly. You are going to make sure everyone in this house knows that you are here and that you want to be heard. Good for you little one.

If I may, I have one request. Would you consider rescheduling your parties to a more convenient hour of the day? I’m all good with the 10pm shake down. It’s just the 2am raving that is wearing me out. If I’m not up peeing or constantly shifting trying to find a comfortable position, I’d really like to be sleeping. You seem to have a problem with that. I so need to sleep because in a very short while you are going to be here live and in person. So please, little love, cut your Mom some slack and let me get some rest.

Love,

Mommy

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