transformers & diamonds

R: Hey, Buddy? Have you decided what you are going to be for Halloween?
N: Yeah, I’m going to be a Transformer.
R: A Transformer hey? I thought you wanted to be a pirate.
N: Uhhhhh, that was last week. Now I want to be a Transformer.
R: That’s a pretty tough costume to make. How are we going to do that?
N: (In a very teenaged snotty voice) I’m going to knit it.
R: (Trying not to laugh) Knit it?
N: Yeah. Knit. It. (duh!)
R: So how are you doing to do that?
N: With needles and wool.
R: Wow! That would be impressive.
T: Dude, if you can do that, you can do anything!
N: I’ll make the arms and legs and rest of it all by myself.
A few minutes later.
N: Sooooooo, Mom? How do you knit?

At lunch today:
N: I wish I was a diamond.
R: A diamond?
N: Yeeeeeeees. A diamond.
R: Why a diamond?
N: (in the same snotty teenager voice as above) Cause they are pointy!

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