logic

Oh the logic and humour of a 5 year old boy…

N: Can I have dessert?
R: Nope.
N: Why not?
R: Because you are 5 and 5 year olds can’t have dessert on Saturday’s.
N: That’s not fair.
R: I know but it’s just one of those dessert rules.
N: I have a new rules. 20’s can’t have dessert either.
R: 20’s?
N: (whispers to Daddy) How old are you guys?
T: 31
N: I mean, 31 year olds don’t get dessert either. That’s my rule.
T: But my rule is that the people who buy the food get to make the rules.
N: Well, I just farted…

Oh, NaBloPoMo, you are kicking my butt a little bit!

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