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On the drive home from school today:

Me: How was school today?
N: Fartariffic!
Me: So it was a good day then?
N: Buttastic. Buttariffic. Bumidybumidybumbumbum.
Me: Mmmmmhmmmm. Did you learn anything new?
N: We read the Mitten and did the letter J and then at recess I farted and my bum exploded.
Me: Super. You’ll have to tell Grandma you read a Jann Brett book.
N: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
N: Knock, knock.
Me: Who’s there?
N: Butt.
Me: (rolling my eyes) Butt who?
N: Stinky butt at the door hahahahahah! Get it! Butt at the door? Oh, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum and a butt butt butt butt butt.
Me: Can we talk about something other than butts?
N: How about bums?
Me: Or bums or anything to do with your rear end? Or toilets or anything else that is gross.
N: silent
Me: Hello? Did you fall asleep?
N: I just don’t have anything else to say now.

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