day three

Dear Daddy (please read that DAAAAAAA at the loudest volume my little voice can produce),

Today my sister was a very good girl so Mommy let her have a treat from her Halloween bag. She picked out a yellow sucker. I was not happy that she was eating the sucker in front of me and not sharing. Everyone in this family is supposed to share anything they are eating with me and she forgot the rules. At first I just stood in front of her and yelled for a while. When that didn’t work I decided to up my game and chase her around the family room.

I pulled at her clothes, her hands and even her hair trying desperately to get the yummy yellow sucker.

After a while I managed to knock her over onto your chair and then climb up her.

Eventually, I got that sucker.

I was so happy!

It was so tasty but it only lasted for a few seconds before I ate it all up. I tried to eat the stick but Mommy took it away from me.

I was so mad and started to cry and cry. Then she threw my favourite stick ever in the garbage. I threw myself on the ground and cried but she just laughed at me. I still wanted that stick so I went digging through the garbage to find it. When I couldn’t find it, I cried some more.

I wanted Mommy to know how mad I was so I pooped my pants so big it went running down my legs and up my back. I sure showed her. When she managed to get my poop covered clothes off and clean me up I squirmed away before she could put my diaper on. I ran away and hid behind a chair so Mommy let me go while she got some clean clothes for me. I was still mad about the sucker and mad that I had to wear a stupid diaper so I peed all over the chair and the floor.

Now Mommy knows that next time I want a sucker that she should give it to me right way AND let me eat the stick if I feel like it!

I miss you and I am very confused why you don’t come out of your office when I yell, “DAAAAA” up the stairs.

Come home soon!

Love,

Mr. Baby

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